Moustached Guide to Everything
The inherent comedy value of the fake mowser is universal and so I feel that it could be a vital tool in uniting people of different cultures, religions and races. Thus the goal of this site is simple: to provide no nonsense, moustached based knowledge and to promote world peace. Oh, and to make me rich. God, thats beautiful.
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Name: Monica Calzada Location: Spain, Land of Donkeys. Profile: Monica, the long suffering girlfriend of Tacheman, comes from Spain, Land of Donkeys. Spain is famed for its moustaches on both men and women alike. To fit in, Monica often wears a fake mousatche while out and about with her friends. Monica has often been heard to say, "By using a fake moustaches I am able to lead a near normal life in Spain. I thank God every day for providing us with fake moustaches." and has never said "If you want to kiss me then you'll have to take that bloody fake moustache off", or "I'm not going out with you if you're wearing that damned thing" or "Look, it's me or the moustache". When not teaching small orphan children how to speak English, Monica enjoys rapping and the vibrant hip-hop scene of her home town Leon. |
When not drawing fake pen moustaches on unsuspecting babies, I enjoy music, travel and moustache stroking. So, I'll initially concentrate my efforts expaning those parts of the site. I'll probably give the baby thing a miss though as I wouldn't want to get into trouble with the police again. You know, some people just don't have a sense of humour.
OK, I think thats enough random banter for the time being, I hope you enjoy the site's seemless blend of information and moustached based humour. Hopefully this mixture of fact and moustaches will prove be a winnning formula.
