Moustached Guide to Everything
The inherent comedy value of the fake mowser is universal and so I feel that it could be a vital tool in uniting people of different cultures, religions and races. Thus the goal of this site is simple: to provide no nonsense, moustached based knowledge and to promote world peace. Oh, and to make me rich. God, thats beautiful.
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Name: Norm Location: America (Land of the Free) Profile: Norm is a long time friend of www.fakemoustache.com and has recently been made the reluctant face of fakemoustache.com. Living in America "land of the free" has placed him in the unique position of being able to observe some of the world's finest real moustaches person, which is always an important starting point for all you fake moustache newbies. Norm is entirely incapable of growing a real moustache and as such relies on fake moustaches on days when he wants to seem grown up. His dislikes include blogs and bad spelling |
When not drawing fake pen moustaches on unsuspecting babies, I enjoy music, travel and moustache stroking. So, I'll initially concentrate my efforts expaning those parts of the site. I'll probably give the baby thing a miss though as I wouldn't want to get into trouble with the police again. You know, some people just don't have a sense of humour.
OK, I think thats enough random banter for the time being, I hope you enjoy the site's seemless blend of information and moustached based humour. Hopefully this mixture of fact and moustaches will prove be a winnning formula.
