Funny French Phrases

France, country of French people with stripey jumpers and onions. I learnt some cracking french phrases at school that I'm going to share with you all

Quand l'autobus est-il à la piscine ? ... beeep
- What time is the bus to the swimming pool? ...beeep.

Voyez ma moustache faite entièrement à partir du brie et des prieces de la paille
- Behold my moustache made entirely from Brie and prieces of straw.

Mon âne est mort.
- My donkey is dead.