Funny German Phrases

I have found that interacting with German folk to be a very important, it stops them from getting annoyed and starting wars. I've included this section so as to share some of the German knowledge I've built up, check out the BBC German Language page. .I'm sure you'll find some useful phrases here.

mein Esel ist tot
- My donkey is dead

Halt! lassen Sie mich die Unterlagen für Ihren Schnurrbart sehen
- Halt! let me see the documentation for your moustache.

wo ich kaufe Lederhosen kann, das vom realen Schnurrbarthaar gebildet wird.
- Where can I buy Lederhosen made from real moustache hair.