Funny Italian Phrases

Going to Italy? It's best to be prepared with some of my funny Italian phrases. I've included this section so as to share some of the knowledge I've built up, mainly from the BBC Italian Language page. So, be it a treck through the local pizza shop or a holiday to Milan, I'm sure you'll find some useful phrases here.

il mio asino è guasto
- My donkey is dead

significate che moustache del mama Luigi non è reale?
- You mean mama Luigi's moustache isn't real?

vorrei comprare alcuno mousached i acessories dell'automobile per il mio Ferrari
- I'd like to buy some mousached car acessories for my Ferrari.

No, specificamente ho ordinato una pizza a forma di moustache
- No, I specifically ordered a moustache shaped pizza