Norms Frequently Asked Questions
1. What's the time?
2. What's for tea?
3. Why oh why oh why?
4. Could you pass the salt?
5. Could you pass the butter?
6. Did you just fart?
7. Do you come here often?
8. Ou est la Piscine?
9. Who the hell are you?
10. What the hell is that?
11. Are you Irish?
12. Are you Canadian?
13. You're not from round here are you?
14. What are you looking at?
15. Where can I buy a moustache care kit?
16. Do you fancy a cup of tea?
17. Do you want fries with that?
18. One lump or two?
19. Did you spill my pint?
20. You lookin' at my bird?
21. What's the point?
22. Who cares?
23. How was it for you?
24. What's on TV?
25. Did you see the football?
26. Did you see that?
27. Did you see them?
28. And does your mother also have a moustache?
29. What do you have on special tonight?
30. What's the damage?
31. What's in it for me?
32. How much money do I need to retire?
33. What's the weather gonna be like this weekend?
34. Aye but would you?
35. Why do fools fall in love?
36. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
37. Who put the bam in the bamalamadingdong?
38. Why do I bother?
39. What do you want to drink?
40. What the...?
