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Name: Andrew 'red neck' Forbisher
Location: Sitting down Profile: At once enamoured by fakemoustache.com, Andrew could not resist its seductive pull. So he killed a trucker and stole his moustache. | |
Name: Angus BeauregardJohnston
Location: Nebraska Profile: I'm the sole inheriter of a fried chicken packaging plant fortune. | |
Name: christi,jessy and annie
Location: india Profile: v r friends and v like keeping mustache so v keep the mustache for the mustache party | |
Name: David Dutton
Location: Pembroke Dock Profile: I Have a big ginger stache.I feel like a macho man.Im sol. | |
Name: David 'Big B' Blair
Location: My bachelor pad Profile: Hi, I'm David. Rrrrrrrrrr. I live in Glasgow in my secret, converted clock tower. I like stroking my weasel and listening to the Pet Shop Boys. I also spend many an hour experimenting on my Casio keyboard. | |
Name: Definitely not Norm
Location: Surrounded by women. honest. Profile: Somebody wanted me to delete his entry because it, "sounds gay". Their need to wear a fake moustache to assert their masculinity dominates their everyday life. Their post cast doubt on that masculinity and so has been removed so as preserve their marriage. The wife in question, lets call her Jo, only likes real men and not tutu wearing poofters. | |
Name: eloise moustacheos
Location: sitting on a cornflake in a ti Profile: size matters to me gays. rainbows are gay. good evening pokey moustaches. i like to wear maskies with my moustache, but only on tuesday when i dance for money | |
Name: Ernesto Kuntdirt
Location: Kearny, New Jersey, USA Profile: Once while on holiday in the Tetons I rescued an orphened possum, as he rest in the sactuary of my billowing plumage, hed suckle on the salty protien that cascaded down the shiny fibers of my Magnum P.I. fan club issue accessary. I thought nothing of it at the time, but to my little friend it meant the world, Ill never forget you Oscar. | |
Name: G5
Location: Pompey Profile: G5 likes to refer to himself in the 3rd person G5 buys too many records, watches too much wrestling, his hair is too long for a 28 yr old and he doesn't know his elbow from my @rse G5's fav tv is Seinfeld and Malcolm in the Middle He sees himself as a cross between Mark E Smith and Ric Flair | |
Name: I believe In peas
Location: St. Pete, Florida Profile: I love Peas and moustaches.....sometimes i get really excited when i eat peas and they fly up and land on my moustache.........looking for more friends with moustaches................. | |
Name: Jess, Sam and Kizza
Location: Australia Profile: Aint we sexxy? im the one on the left. we have been growing our 'mows' for a while now and hope to someday grow them as big as we can. we are known as the 'the three hot girls with the long, brown and curly moustaches' thanku. id kiss u but i dont want to tickle u. CYA | |
Name: Laurabell
Location: Livingston, Scotland, United K Profile: Took this photo a while ago, thought it might be approproate. Heh :P | |
Name: meg
Location: melbourne, australia Profile: me at home getting ready to go to a party dressed as a moustachiod robot. | |
Name: Monica
Location: Spain Profile: Having been insisted on adding a picture of me wearing a fancy moustache, I have decided to include this souvenir from my early days in Scotland. As everybody can see I am accompanied by one of my favourite heroes: William. Bill introduced me to the moustache world well before Iain appeared in my life with his furry attachment. This was one of my first contacts with Scotland, a land full of sexy moustaches and short skirts. Echo de menos Edinburgh!!! | |
Name: Monica Calzada
Location: Spain, Land of Donkeys. Profile: Monica, the long suffering girlfriend of Tacheman, comes from Spain, Land of Donkeys. Spain is famed for its moustaches on both men and women alike. To fit in, Monica often wears a fake mousatche while out and about with her friends. Monica has often been heard to say, "By using a fake moustaches I am able to lead a near normal life in Spain. I thank God every day for providing us with fake moustaches." and has never said "If you want to kiss me then you'll have to take that bloody fake moustache off", or "I'm not going out with you if you're wearing that damned thing" or "Look, it's me or the moustache". When not teaching small orphan children how to speak English, Monica enjoys rapping and the vibrant hip-hop scene of her home town Leon. | |
Name: Norm
Location: America (Land of the Free) Profile: Norm is a long time friend of www.fakemoustache.com and has recently been made the reluctant face of fakemoustache.com. Living in America "land of the free" has placed him in the unique position of being able to observe some of the world's finest real moustaches person, which is always an important starting point for all you fake moustache newbies. Norm is entirely incapable of growing a real moustache and as such relies on fake moustaches on days when he wants to seem grown up. His dislikes include blogs and bad spelling | |
Name: Pix
Location: Glasgow Profile: Hey now! Aye, thought I'd kickstart a mutiny on your site by posting a photo where the tache is 100% real. That's right - that sucker is real. No self-respecting jokeshop would ever sell a ginger handlebar as bad as that. I was young; I was confused. | |
Name: Sanchez
Location: Jonesboro, AR Profile: Sanchez is had a bit part in the movie "Three Amigos!' He has a penchant for cuban cigars and spends his weekends with his girl, Tamekafoo. | |
Name: sarah braun
Location: savannah,ga Profile: i don't know whats up, but i love me some of that fake moustache! the real ones are super great too but they lack that weird, avant-garde feeling that you just can't get from a real stache. ethier way i suport all moustaches no matter what shape, size, color,or even if they're real or fake, by wearing one myself. | |
Name: Steely
Location: Classified Profile: Hey, its the elegant fake-tache for me! I am currently travelling the world, collecting debts with all the major banking institutions, Hurrah! | |
Name: Tahsy Beanage
Location: Brighton Profile: Hi my names tashy beanage and i love nothing better than going to my favourite clubs and "tash tagging" people. Tashe are Cool, sexy, hip and the way forward... Not real ones though, they gotta be big fake bushy ones!!! Buy a tash today and join TASH CLUB! your nation needs you! A tash a day, keeps the doctor away... | |
Name: Tash Twins
Location: Vertical Profile: Inspector Moustache and his interpid sidekick were trying to surreptitiously infiltrate the Moulin Rouge..... | |
Name: The Chief
Location: UK, Hertfordshire Profile: They call me the Chief. Its sometimes hard being a 1970’s cop in the year 2005. Kicking peoples asses will never be the same. | |
Name: Tron
Location: Burlington Vermont Profile: Me and the guys decided to party the fake moustache way. As we were out bar hopping and getting with the ladies we found Norm. He pointed us to this wonderfull web page where we can share our joy! Don't worry we'll sport the moustache's again! | |
Name: willis
Location: india Profile: iam williams.iam sending my friendz pics from the mustache party.her name is annie.she loves mustache.she keeps mustache for the party. | |
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